10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.