10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."