10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts