10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-