10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.