10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."