10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.