10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.