10 Random Poker Quotes

Fook the floosh droo!
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
"if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS