10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson