10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.