10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers