10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)