10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.