10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is for loners.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!