10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Fold and live to fold again
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs