10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."