10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.