10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..