10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs