10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks