10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright