10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss