10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?