10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier