10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak