10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament