10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.