10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth