10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?