10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.