10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!