10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.