10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.