10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986