10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A