10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach