10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."