10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.