10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.