10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker