10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway