10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is for loners.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus