10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.