10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977