10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "No river, no fish."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)