10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• It's Free To Fold...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.