10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth