10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.