10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die